Showing posts with label Iowa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Iowa. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Deadly Eggs in Your Pockets: News and Noteworthy Events, 3



Sir Willie the Wise, Fall/2011 
Esteemed Readers,

I arrived to my other home, on the west side of the Atlantic, in February. Let me start with the bad news:

* The climate change is upon us! I was stuck at the airport in Ankara for 3 hours, and then in Istanbul for 7, due to excessive snow. Turkey is supposedly the land of sun and fun.  This much snow belongs to Buffalo or Chicago!

* The bright side is: contrary to the last bloody winter, there is almost no snow in Iowa this year. The weather is really nice, which makes me feel all bubbly and perky!… 

But, a quick glance at the Turkish papers on-line lets the grim realities sink:

* Turkey is having yet another round of Constitution Drafting… Yep, it is that time of the year… Yet, there is hardly an atmosphere of deliberation, which would ideally lead to a new social contract, and we can live democratically and happily ever after...

* Instead, there is a subtle atmosphere of bullying and submission. The number of students, academics and journalists behind bars –without any indictment, as of yet- has passed thousands long ago!

* A university student caught with 3 eggs (in writing: THREE EGGS) that he meant to use at a protest is behind bars, waiting for his verdict. The prosecutor demands that he stays behind bars for 11 years! That makes almost 4 years in prison per egg! Hence, my cautionary title: When in Turkey, beware of walking with eggs in your pockets!

* Another group of students who threw eggs at the leading members of the Constitutional Committee (from both the government and opposition parties) are also arrested. If the prosecutor gets his way, they'll be behind bars for 48 years! (in writing: FOURTY-EIGHT YEARS)

*Meanwhile, police officers that shoot and kill students/activists cannot even be brought in front of justice…

* Even if Turkish Courts were to consider broken eggs as infringement of the life of unborn chicken fetuses, I still think this is a highly disproportionate and unfair punishment. 20-some year old kids die, the killers walk free…. Eggs broken, 48 years behind bars!

* If the Prime Minister thinks your speech has offended him, he sues you. The courts generously grant you at least one-year in prison, if they feel charitable that day…. Plus, you pay financial compensation to I-Don't-Accept-Anything-But-Yes Minister…

    We need many things in Turkey. But above all, a decent system of justice

    Wishing you all conscientious judges and prosecutors,

    The permanent opposition, Academic Mommy

PS: and what’s with the photo, you may ask. 

There is a Turkish expression; the finger that’s cut by the sword of justice wouldn’t hurt. Above is my son’s sword of justice. At 6 years old, he displays a much more sophisticated sense of fairness, than the judges involved in the above mentioned cases.




Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Let it Snow! Let Us Shovel!


Esteemed Readers!
Winter is upon us. I hope you're all happy and perky despite the miserable weather.
I thought presenting the end of 2010 in numbers would save you some valuable reading time. So here we go, The End of 2010 in Numbers:

Total number of suitcases: 4
Total number of carry-ons: 3
Amount of time it took us to get from Ankara to Iowa (door-to-door): 28 hours
Total distance covered: 6,857 miles or 11,035 km.
Number of connecting flights: 3
Number of friends we bumped into on the flights between Ankara-Munich-Chicago: 2 (see photo below @ Munich airport)

Amount of Euros spent at the Munich Airport's children play area: 12
Chances that the ride is broken and will swallow your precious Euro coins, without giving your kid the 16 second fun he/she wants: 1 in 4
Total time spent at the Munich airport: 4 hours

Number of shovels available at the house in Iowa: 3
Total number of people in the household: 3
Age of the youngest member of the shoveling crew: 4 (see top photo)
Chances that you'll wake up to a loooong day of shoveling in Iowa: 50-50
Number of Norwegian flags hanging in the house in Iowa: 2
Number of American flags: 0

Average age of the next door neighbors: 72
Total number of flags hanging at the door of the neighbor to our left: 4
Number of flags among those 4 that is endorsed by the Tea Party movement: 1

Number of exams graded right before the New Year: 33
Number of papers graded : 84
Number of papers that were plagiarised: 2

Probability of getting a Thomas the Train toy for our son each time we go to a toy store: 1
Number of people who consulted our 4 year old son at Target for their toy purchases right before X-Mas: 3
Number of those who actually chose what he told them to: 2

Number of in person Santa visits for our son in December 2009: 1
Number of in person Santa visits this year: 0
Number of times Santa Skyped our son this year: 1

Number of Bone-in Rib Eye steaks consumed on New Years Eve: 3
Number of adults on the table: 3
Number of booster seats: 1
Glasses of champaign consumed: 2

Happy New Year!

ADDENDUM:
Number of senseless shootings in the US since we got here (aprx. 3 weeks): 2
Number of people dead: 6 (Arizona) + 1 (Nebraska) = 7
Number of injured: 13 + 1 = 14
Age of youngest victim = 9
Number of fundamentalist religious groups planning to protest at the young victim's funeral: 1
Number of state legislations passed in Arizona barring protesters from getting 300 feet of funeral services: 1