Showing posts with label Willie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willie. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Summer 2012, Part I


Cayyolu, Ankara, June 2012
Esteemed Readers;

I’ve been quiet lately. My last post was almost 5 months ago. Actually, many things happened since then. But it was the sheer volume and intensity of the stuff that kept me from writing.

So here is a quick summary of this summer:

May:
Went back to Ankara, to my beloved university and students. I LOVE teaching IPE! (international political economy). And the feelings are mutual, I might add. My students seem to enjoy my classes as much as I do, at least according to the student reviews.

This semester we stirred up quite lively discussions in class on auto industry. Does Turkey need its very own auto company? My students made excellent claims on both sides. We also had a few engineers in class, who were very much engaged by the topic. I am very proud of them all.

In the second half of May, my family flew in from the US. My son went to a public school in the neighborhood. To everyone’s surprise, he managed to fit in quite well. No harm done by local bullies, and he actually made some good friends...

June:

Classes and university obligations continued full blast. Upon Mexican Embassy’s request, I organized a panel on G20. Other than the “death by powerpoint” incident by one of the presenters, it went quite well.

We had a big party for my son and his best friend from our apartment. I mean BIG PARTY! 2 huge cakes, clowns, music systems set up in the basketball court. After hearing the music and seeing the clowns and the guy walking on stilts, lots of people from the neighborhood joined. Both the kids and their parents had great time.

When school was over, we registered our son in an all-day sports school, since both my husband and I were working full-time at the university.

First week, he got injured in gymnastics. At the end of the month when he completed the program, they gave him a “gold medal” in gymnastics! I am telling you, this is a spoiled generation we have… They are pampered left and right…

July:

My son went to the summerhouse with my mom, my brother and his Russian girl friend. It seemed like they had great time along the Aegean Sea, while land locked Ankara was baking in the summer heat. 

The snorkel grandma got for him truly enamored my son. He insisted to speak with me over the phone, while wearing it! Needles to say, I didn’t get most of what he was saying but we played along…

In the absence of a young son, my husband and I jumped right into the exciting nightlife of Ankara! This meant attending some uptight parties thrown by various embassies in town.

Probably one of the best was at the Canadian Embassy, jointly organized by their NAFTA partner, the Mexicans! Don’t ask me why they excluded the US. We didn’t want to stir up any controversies, and were just happy to be invited.

At the party, the Embassy staff had a funky payment arrangement: You paid some money, say 20 Liras, and got a card with a bunch of monkeys on. 5 Monkeys would get you a beer, 6 monkeys for margaritas, and 7 monkeys for whisky.

It turns out, my husband had left over monkeys in a card, but from 4-5 years ago! He pulled it out and politely asked the bar tender, if they would honor the monkeys in his old Embassy card.

To our surprise, the bartender did! He said it’s been years since he had seen a card like that, but served the beer anyway… When my husband shared the incident with the Canadian Ambassador, the Ambassador was super proud! He said: “We Canadians honor our contracts!”

Wishing you all fun neighbors like the Mexicans, and virtuous neighbors like the Canadians!

The Diplomat-Friendly Academic Mommy


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Deadly Eggs in Your Pockets: News and Noteworthy Events, 3



Sir Willie the Wise, Fall/2011 
Esteemed Readers,

I arrived to my other home, on the west side of the Atlantic, in February. Let me start with the bad news:

* The climate change is upon us! I was stuck at the airport in Ankara for 3 hours, and then in Istanbul for 7, due to excessive snow. Turkey is supposedly the land of sun and fun.  This much snow belongs to Buffalo or Chicago!

* The bright side is: contrary to the last bloody winter, there is almost no snow in Iowa this year. The weather is really nice, which makes me feel all bubbly and perky!… 

But, a quick glance at the Turkish papers on-line lets the grim realities sink:

* Turkey is having yet another round of Constitution Drafting… Yep, it is that time of the year… Yet, there is hardly an atmosphere of deliberation, which would ideally lead to a new social contract, and we can live democratically and happily ever after...

* Instead, there is a subtle atmosphere of bullying and submission. The number of students, academics and journalists behind bars –without any indictment, as of yet- has passed thousands long ago!

* A university student caught with 3 eggs (in writing: THREE EGGS) that he meant to use at a protest is behind bars, waiting for his verdict. The prosecutor demands that he stays behind bars for 11 years! That makes almost 4 years in prison per egg! Hence, my cautionary title: When in Turkey, beware of walking with eggs in your pockets!

* Another group of students who threw eggs at the leading members of the Constitutional Committee (from both the government and opposition parties) are also arrested. If the prosecutor gets his way, they'll be behind bars for 48 years! (in writing: FOURTY-EIGHT YEARS)

*Meanwhile, police officers that shoot and kill students/activists cannot even be brought in front of justice…

* Even if Turkish Courts were to consider broken eggs as infringement of the life of unborn chicken fetuses, I still think this is a highly disproportionate and unfair punishment. 20-some year old kids die, the killers walk free…. Eggs broken, 48 years behind bars!

* If the Prime Minister thinks your speech has offended him, he sues you. The courts generously grant you at least one-year in prison, if they feel charitable that day…. Plus, you pay financial compensation to I-Don't-Accept-Anything-But-Yes Minister…

    We need many things in Turkey. But above all, a decent system of justice

    Wishing you all conscientious judges and prosecutors,

    The permanent opposition, Academic Mommy

PS: and what’s with the photo, you may ask. 

There is a Turkish expression; the finger that’s cut by the sword of justice wouldn’t hurt. Above is my son’s sword of justice. At 6 years old, he displays a much more sophisticated sense of fairness, than the judges involved in the above mentioned cases.




Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Willie's Kindergarten Days!

Esteemed Readers,

August 18th was a very important day for our family. Not only was it Willie's birthday, but also it was his first day of school!

Willie is attending a real school now. Here is how a typical day goes by:

He lines up outside with his class at 8:30. With the bell, they walk into the classroom. Then, they take out the folders from their backpacks and hang the backpacks in the coatroom. There is this folder ritual every morning. Their teacher, the ever-smiling lovely Mrs. Banks, checks the folders for homework and notes for the teacher. Afterwards, they go and take their places on the carpet. Subsequent to morning greetings, they stand up for the pledge of allegiance.

Below are the words of the original pledge. I included this for my international readers, since like myself, they may not be too familiar with this interesting American ritual...

"I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Today, with gradual additions, it reads like this:

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

So, as we can see, nation-state is alive and well, wherever we go...

After the pledge, the real stuff begins! They do a lot of reading exercises, sing along with the teacher, do writing and coloring. After each project, they pack up and put away their supplies behind their chairs in a very orderly fashion.

There are 23 kids in class. As I spent all morning with them today, I was amazed at how Mrs. Banks keeps on top of them all. She does this in a sweet but firm way. It's been only 4 days since the school started, but they all seemed to have internalized the rules and routines in the classroom. Kudos for Mrs. Banks! And she accomplished all this, despite the fact that her house flooded! I couldn't believe how she still could maintain such a positive spirit despite the $30,000 damage in her basement and an uphill battle with her insurance company. More kudos for Mrs. Banks!

Here are some lessons that I took from Willie's class today:
  • In America, they really try to cultivate the kids as independent individuals very early on.
(There was one little girl in Willie's class, who cried for her parents during recess. No one paid attention to her, or tried to cuddle her. Eventually, I went by and tried to calm her down...)
  • In America, rules are very important.
(Even when things seem disorderly, there is always an order and logic behind. The kids know where to sit on the carpet, how to sit, where to put their folders, how to browse books and read the pictures. In the end, good behavior yields pennies! The teacher gives a penny to good kids for saving in their penny jar.)

  • In America, you need to eat your lunch fast!
(They have only 20 minutes for lunch. And this includes lining up, filling your tray, finding a seat, and opening your milk and other goodie bags. I was so impressed when I saw Willie filling up his tray and opening his of carton of milk all by himself!... And they give no straws!! (See the entry about independent individuals above) No babying around and drinking from straws in the lunch room. Today, Willie could eat just half of his meal (hamburger + baby potatoes) but finished all of his fruit (pineapple) and milk.)

  • In America, elementary schools are run by women!
(Today, I barely saw 1 or 2 men around the school premises. The teachers were almost all women, the assisting staff were women, the involved parents (PTA folks) were women and the Principal is a really nice lady... In short, the elementary school is women's turf!)

Wishing you all a great Fall semester, and brilliant, independent students,

Academic Mommy




Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Willie the Astronaut!


Dear Readers:
I realized that the number of my followers doubled recently! With all the pressure and responsibility that comes with having FOUR followers (btw, all relatives), I felt the urge to please the crowds...

This blog started with the promise of bringing you academic humor. I'm afraid the last entry on Greece is a bit too gloomy. Since I can't come up with something that would instantly crack a smile on your face, I thought this might be the right time to introduce you to "Willie the Astronaut"!

April 23rd is the Children's Day in Turkey, which is the official day for the kids to dress up and have fun, as you might guess from the line up above. I'm proud to say Willie was the one and only in his Astronaut costume!.. ;-) Hope you'd enjoy the photos.

Big hugs to all,
Academic mommy -proud mother of a little spaceboy